It's a hot day. You just made coffee. Now you're looking at your microwave, wishing it made things cold, too. Well, it can't—but this ingeniously simple canister can. It has three nested chambers: fill the inside and outside ones with water, freeze for 6-12 hours, then pour (or brew) your fresh java into the top slot. Within one minute, the miracle of physics will make it cold. Works with other wine, liquor, and other beverages, too—except carbonated ones: their wild partying will blow the top off. Instant Gratification 1, Patience 0. Made in China.