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Fowl Language Tea Towel - Tits & Boobies

Created by Sarah Edmonds

These cheeky cotton towels featuring Tits or Boobies bird species add a giggle to your day, especially if you love puns.

$16.00

Exceptional quality Hilarious design Great gift Durable material Functional Unique humor

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What Makes It Uncommon

We don't get it: What's so funny about blue-footed boobies and crested tits? It's just bird identification. *wink* Maker Sarah Edmonds' cheekily amusing tea towel adds a giggle to your day, especially if you love puns.

  • Choose from 2 bird species: Tits or Boobies (Sold individually).
  • Printed on pale-cream premium cotton.
  • Measures approx 29.9"L x 18.9"W.
  • Made in UK.


Add more fowl language to your kitchen with the Peckers & Cocks and Hooters & Honkers Fowl Language Tea Towels.

created by

Sarah Edmonds

"I grew up on a farm in South Wales," Sarah Edmonds says, "and spent much of my childhood outside, climbing trees, helping with the animals and exploring the surrounding countryside." That's probably why nature, learning, and comedy are constant themes in her work. Sarah was an illustrator on commissioned projects for publishers, museums, and hospitals for over ten years. Today, the mother of two creates pun-filled prints from her home studio that allow people to embrace their playful nature.

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Made from

water based ink, premium cotton

Measurements

29.9" L x 18.9" W

Care

Wash at 30°C (86°F)

Item ID

58883

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    This item is just as advertised and looks to be of high quality (nice …

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    A Bad Santa gift for ornithologists everywhere! Also, very nice, abso…

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    Standard quality dish towel. I am considering buying one of the other…

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  • 5 stars out of 5
  • JN
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Good quality, just as advertised.

This item is just as advertised and looks to be of high quality (nice and thick!). It arrived quickly, in plenty of time for the holidays.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Birder Cheryl
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A practical gag gift with lots of laughs!

A Bad Santa gift for ornithologists everywhere! Also, very nice, absorbent fabric which is lent free, for drying dishes, etc. We'd buy similar items again. The towels make an excellent conversation piece as well.

  • 5 stars out of 5
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Cute, nice dish towel

Standard quality dish towel. I am considering buying one of the others in this variety, the Tits, Peckers, or Cocks. I wouldn't want one in my kitchen, but I have friends that would.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Reba
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Good Quality & Fun

Nicely made dish towels that got softer with washing. Were great for a white elephant gift exchange.

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A great gift

I got this for a friend as a post-breast augmentation gift. Just a great goofy gift that's actually useful! I think a pretty linen towel always makes a great gift that someone will use. And this one is cute AND funny!

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Cuttlefish
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Beautiful Towels

These were a gift for a friend. They were a big hit. Very colorful and hilarious.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Nan
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Still smiling

One after the other - the 4 tea towels I bought brought more and more laughter. Dry your hands on a Blue Footed Boobie. Fun

  • 5 stars out of 5
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You can't help but laugh

I love these towels. They always get a laugh but they are also functional! Good sturdy material what washes realy well.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Mia
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  • Minnesota
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Quirky and fun, high quality!

The birds are beautifully painted and their intricate details are charming. The perfect gift for someone who loves puns, birds, and silliness!

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Hilarity ensues

I saw these tea towels and simply had to have them! I was looking for a gift and immediately knew these would be perfect for fun loving, bird watching family members. They love them!

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Are the fowl language tea towels sold as a set of 2

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These towels are currently only sold individually.

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