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Fowl Language Apron- Tits & Boobies
Fowl Language Apron- Tits & Boobies
Fowl Language Apron- Tits & Boobies

Fowl Language Apron- Tits & Boobies

Created by Sarah Edmonds

A sweetly innocent and hilarious cooking outfit for the feathered friend–loving chef in your world with a cheeky sense of humor.

$30.00

Great quality Hilarious design Unique gift Conversation starter Fun and functional Perfect for bird lovers Well made
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What Makes It Uncommon

Sure, they’re adorable. But some of nature’s sweetest creatures have borderline risqué names that crack us up. Let the bird-loving chef in your world showcase their passion and sense of humor with one of Sarah Edmonds' conversation-starting aprons.

  • Each apron is adorned with more than a half dozen illustrations of birds and their names.
  • Choose between Pacific seabirds (known as boobies) or small passerine birds (known as tits).
  • Features an adjustable neck loop and comes folded in a colored belly band that matches the apron’s title lettering.
  • Created using environmentally friendly inks and durable, responsibly, and sustainably sourced pale-cream premium cotton.
  • Made and printed in the United Kingdom.

created by

Sarah Edmonds

"I grew up on a farm in South Wales," Sarah Edmonds says, "and spent much of my childhood outside, climbing trees, helping with the animals and exploring the surrounding countryside." That's probably why nature, learning, and comedy are constant themes in her work. Sarah was an illustrator on commissioned projects for publishers, museums, and hospitals for over ten years. Today, the mother of two creates pun-filled prints from her home studio that allow people to embrace their playful nature.

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Made from

water based ink, 8oz bleached cotton drill, color printed paper wrap

Measurements

33.5" x 23.6"

Care

Machine Wash Max. 30°C. Do not tumble dry or dry clean.

Item ID

58591

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People love this apron for its hilarious design and great quality, making it a unique and fun gift for bird lovers.

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    As s advertised. Funny, sturdy, beautiful pictures

    • Mitch
    • NY

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    I love these items so much. As I get older, it gets harder and harder…

    • Jay R
    • Brooklyn, NY

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    i love the playfulness and educational factor of this apron. i have a …

    • courtney from MN
    • cottage grove, mn

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  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Mitch
  • NY

Great quality

As s advertised. Funny, sturdy, beautiful pictures

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Jay R
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  • Brooklyn, NY
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So much fun

I love these items so much. As I get older, it gets harder and harder to buy something for someone who has everything they need. This brought my friend so much joy and laughter. Can't ask for anything more than that!

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • courtney from MN
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  • cottage grove, mn
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great product, fast shipping

i love the playfulness and educational factor of this apron. i have a family member that had a full mastectomy after a bout with breast cancer and the blue footed boobie has been our running joke ever since. she is a strong women and i was grateful to be able to give her this boobie apron to commemorate her being in remission.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Foxie
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  • St Louis, MO
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Perfect Fun Christmas Gift

The apron is beautiful, funny, and useful. My mother loves it.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Nik
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  • Greenville, Wi.
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The aprons were a hit!

My two brother in laws loved them. They both love to cook. I enjoy receiving your catalog. Its not to much. Just right size full of unique gifts you cant usually find elsewhere. Especially helpful when trying to find something different for those who are not easy to buy for.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Hunzy Bird
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  • Nashville
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A Huge Hir

I got the "Tits" apron for my sister-in-law, an avid chef and huge friend of the outdoors. She has just the sense of humor to appreciate it, and it was her favorite gift of the holidays. My brother, who is a bird nut, loved it as well.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Shoobs
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  • Albany, NY
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I already sent this item to 3 people!

Each of the 2 ladies that I sent the 'Tits' apron to absolutely loved them. I want the 'Boobies' apron for myself. I also sent 2 guys the 'Pecker' apron and they thought it was a funny unique gift. #sweepstakes

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Slam
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  • Boston, MA
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Hilarious item, great gift

This is a very funny apron that's also great quality. The person I gave this to absolutely loved it! #sweepstakes

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • lizard
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  • San Diego
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Great gift!

I got this for a white elephant Christmas gift exchange and people actively fought over it! Fun and easy gift for men and women!

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Bubbles
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Fun "dirty santa" gifts!!

Both the tits & peckers aprons were well received as "dirty santa" gifts!! They were stolen as part of the game too. They're well-made & feature beautiful birds!

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FAQs

The Fowl Language apron is both a novelty gift and a genuinely high-quality apron. Buyers specifically praise the weight of the fabric, the detailed and beautiful bird illustrations, and the overall construction. It's functional enough for serious home cooks who appreciate quality kitchen gear, while still being a crowd-pleasing, humorous gift.

The Fowl Language apron makes an excellent gift for bird lovers, home cooks, and anyone with a cheeky sense of humor. It has been gifted to avid chefs, backyard birders, birdwatching enthusiasts, and even cancer survivors as a symbol of resilience and humor. It works well for men and women alike and has been a standout hit at white elephant exchanges, holiday gift swaps, and Dirty Santa games.

Yes, the Fowl Language apron collection includes multiple designs, each featuring a different bird and a playful double entendre — including styles referred to as 'Tits,' 'Boobies,' and 'Peckers.' Many buyers purchase multiple designs to give as a set to couples or groups of friends, making them a popular pairing for holidays and special occasions.

The Fowl Language apron is sized to fit most adults and has even been noted as a bit large on a 9-year-old, suggesting it's generously proportioned for a standard adult fit. Multiple buyers mention it fits well and hangs nicely, making it a practical cooking apron in addition to being a fun conversation starter.

The Fowl Language apron is a fantastic choice for group settings like holiday parties, white elephant exchanges, and Dirty Santa games. Buyers report that the apron has been actively fought over in gift exchanges and stolen multiple times during swap games. The humor is described as subtle and clever enough to get laughs from nearly everyone without crossing the line into being too inappropriate.

1. Is this apron good quality or just a novelty gift?

The Fowl Language apron is both a novelty gift and a genuinely high-quality apron. Buyers specifically praise the weight of the fabric, the detailed and beautiful bird illustrations, and the overall construction. It's functional enough for serious home cooks who appreciate quality kitchen gear, while still being a crowd-pleasing, humorous gift.

2. Who is the Fowl Language apron a good gift for?

The Fowl Language apron makes an excellent gift for bird lovers, home cooks, and anyone with a cheeky sense of humor. It has been gifted to avid chefs, backyard birders, birdwatching enthusiasts, and even cancer survivors as a symbol of resilience and humor. It works well for men and women alike and has been a standout hit at white elephant exchanges, holiday gift swaps, and Dirty Santa games.

3. Are there multiple versions of the Fowl Language apron to choose from?

Yes, the Fowl Language apron collection includes multiple designs, each featuring a different bird and a playful double entendre — including styles referred to as 'Tits,' 'Boobies,' and 'Peckers.' Many buyers purchase multiple designs to give as a set to couples or groups of friends, making them a popular pairing for holidays and special occasions.

4. What size is the Fowl Language apron — will it fit most adults?

The Fowl Language apron is sized to fit most adults and has even been noted as a bit large on a 9-year-old, suggesting it's generously proportioned for a standard adult fit. Multiple buyers mention it fits well and hangs nicely, making it a practical cooking apron in addition to being a fun conversation starter.

5. Is the Fowl Language apron appropriate for a group setting like a party or gift exchange?

The Fowl Language apron is a fantastic choice for group settings like holiday parties, white elephant exchanges, and Dirty Santa games. Buyers report that the apron has been actively fought over in gift exchanges and stolen multiple times during swap games. The humor is described as subtle and clever enough to get laughs from nearly everyone without crossing the line into being too inappropriate.

Customer questions

  • PA

I'm looking for an apron that can tie around a large (Fat) Chef. How long are the ties?

Verified reply from Michael

The ties are 38 inches each. Hope this helps!

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