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Fowl Language Apron – Peckers & Cocks, Peckers

Created by Sarah Edmonds

Add a heaping helping of cheeky puns to whatever you’re whipping up in the kitchen.

$30.00

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Maker Sarah Edmonds' recipe for the funniest apron goes something like this: Add one part cheeky humor to one part gorgeous bird illustrations. The result? A protective layer that’s sure to start conversations, get giggles going, and maybe even turn someone’s cheeks red.

  • Choose Peckers or Cocks.
  • Created using environmentally friendly inks and durable, responsibly, and sustainably sourced pale-cream premium cotton.
  • Features an adjustable neck loop and comes folded in a colored belly band that matches the apron’s title lettering.
  • Measures 33.5"L x 23.6"W.
  • Machine washable.
  • Made in UK.


The avian pun never ends…especially when you add the Tits and Boobies Fowl Language Aprons to your culinary wardrobe.

created by

Sarah Edmonds

"I grew up on a farm in South Wales," Sarah Edmonds says, "and spent much of my childhood outside, climbing trees, helping with the animals and exploring the surrounding countryside." That's probably why nature, learning, and comedy are constant themes in her work. Sarah was an illustrator on commissioned projects for publishers, museums, and hospitals for over ten years. Today, the mother of two creates pun-filled prints from her home studio that allow people to embrace their playful nature.

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Made from

paper, 100% cotton apron, polyester ties

Measurements

33.5" L x 23.6" W

Care

Wash at 30°C (86°F) - do not tumble or dry clean

Item ID

59870

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  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Jenny from the Virginia Block
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  • Charlottesville, Virginia
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Great White Elephant gift!!!

Great quality and price for the apron. My friends loved it!

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • A fellow birdwatcher
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  • Cleveland, OH
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Double entendre notwithstanding, a fun gift!

Very fun gift for a birdwatcher who loves their peckers! It was well-received.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Carolina Bird Lover
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  • Charlotte, NC

Big Hit With All

I have the coffee mugs and they have always been a source of great humor and comments. I had to get these aprons for my brother who loved the mugs! Greta gift ides for anyone with a good sense of humor.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Honeybun
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  • Idaho but the gifts went to Massachusett

I would buy this item again my grandkids loved them

any items I have purchased from your catalogue and online have been of good quality and are unique. everyone I have given your products to have loved them and the idea that they one of a kind

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • The Huger
  • Carbondale, IL

Quality and repeated laughs

The product had clear pics, was well made, and has brought so much joy to the giftee and gifter!

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Joyce Chessie girl
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  • Whitefish Bay WI

So Cool

My friend was ecstatic over this well designed and clever apron. it's a kitchen must.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Sue
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  • Sherrill, NY

For the chef who has everything

The apron is very well made with adjustable ties to fit all sizes.. The soft, lightweight material makes it very comfortable. This is hysterical!!

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Penelope
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  • Michigan

Absolutely hilarious!

A cheeky gift to give!

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Liz
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  • Boston, MA

Awesome

Good quality. Love the artwork. Got as wedding gift for little sister - shes going to love!

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Liz
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  • Boston

Awesome

Good quality. Love the artwork. Got as wedding gift for little sister - shes going to love!

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