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Dark Humor Misfortune Cookies
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5 stars out of 5
I wasn't sure what I was going to do with these when I bought them, bu…
5 stars out of 5
I purchased these as an April Fool's day gift for my employees last ye…
5 stars out of 5
The cookies were just as fresh as the fortunes inside them 😜
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4.68 stars out of 5
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- 1 star out of 5
- Reviewer ;)
- verified reviewer
- USA
Full of Chemicals
I bought these because they seemed like a cute idea, but in reality the cookies smelled very synthetic, probably from the chemicals it took to make them black. I ate only one because it didn't taste quite right and because it dyed my teeth black. The fortunes themselves were cute, but the fact that I didn't want to eat the cookies does defeat the purpose of a fortune cookie.
Response from merchant
One of the misfortunes of the Misfortune Cookies is that they temporarily turn your teeth black! The ingredients are wheat flour, sugar, glucose syrup, rapeseed oil, colors FD&C Red #40, Blue #1, Yellow #6, Yellow #5, vanilla flavor, sodium bicarbonate. We've emailed you with details how to take advantage of our Forever Return Policy!
- 4 stars out of 5
- Patrick
- verified reviewer
- Ohio
Fun stuff
My college kid said him and his friends had fun with these
- 5 stars out of 5
- That Girl
- Anacortes, Wa
Fun Little Bonus
I wasn't sure what I was going to do with these when I bought them, but I knew I needed them! Turns out, they were the perfect ending to my mom's 69th Birthday Party! From 8 years old - 70 years old we ALL had a great laugh at the fortunes, and no one expected the surprise that followed! The kids collected all of the leftover shell pieces to take home and trick friends at school. It was the perfect ending to a great celebration!
- 5 stars out of 5
- Michelle
- Oregon
Bought these as an April Fool's day gift
I purchased these as an April Fool's day gift for my employees last year. This is an unofficial holiday for my team. I was concerned they would be offensive and NSFW. They are slightly condescending but not offensive to anyone with a sense of humor. My reorder just arrived today!
- 5 stars out of 5
- KC
- verified reviewer
- PA
Will definitely gift it again!
The cookies were just as fresh as the fortunes inside them 😜
- 5 stars out of 5
- Piper
- verified reviewer
- NH
Great gift
Just funny to give as a gift
- 5 stars out of 5
- Ang the Vet Tech
- verified reviewer
- Portland, ME
So funny AND delicious!
This was great for my sassy sister in law she loved it so much!!! Wish I would've gotten the bigger pack! The misfortunes are hilarious and the kids loved their mouths turning black 😂 #sweepstakes
- 5 stars out of 5
- Nik
- verified reviewer
- Durham, NC
Must have for a twisted sense of humor
I gave this as a family gift for the holidays and it was a huge hit.
- 5 stars out of 5
- Grammy
- verified reviewer
- Tulsa ok
A great joke
Fun for stocking stuffer
- 5 stars out of 5
- Heather
- verified reviewer
- Pasadena, Maryland
Fun holiday gift
Ordered several boxes as fun gifts for the holidays and they were a hit! Very unique. They all arrived undamaged and quickly. Would recommend ordering this product from this vendor again.
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- FirstArrow
- Maine
How long do they last? Like, if I get them now, will they still be good for a Christmas gift?
Verified reply from Michelle
The current expiration date is listed as 09/09/2023.
- She
- undisclosed
Set of 8/12 meaning 8 boxes or 12 boxes with 13 individually wrapped cookies each?
Verified reply from Allison
There are two sizes. One box has 8 cookies, one has 13.
- Okie
- NJ
Do these contain nuts?
Verified reply from Allison
No! Nor are they processed in a facility the uses nuts.
- Curious
- undisclosed
Are these vegan?
Verified reply from Leslie
Hello! These are vegan friendly and contain no artificial additives.