Adult Award Ribbons

Celebrate the real achievements—like putting pants on—with these adult award ribbons.

$28.00

And the Winner for Waking Up On Time is...

You remembered to brush your teeth this morning and were only 10 minutes late to work. Now that deserves a gold medal! These ribbons may look like your standard spelling bee runner-up award, but let's face it—you haven't won anything that big in years. Rather, celebrate the fact that you put pants on today or accomplished the least party socialization. You know, the real achievements. Stir up your next gathering or hand them out to the people who are most deserving. "Best at saying what we're all thinking," we're looking at you Aunt Cindy. Made in New Jersey.

Made in the USA
Made from
string, satin ribbon, metallic ink
Measurements
8" L x 2" W; set of 4 ribbons
Notes
Not intended for children.
Item ID
44341

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4.0

These were the perfect addition to our conference

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from Los Angeles, CA

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Comments about UncommonGoods Adult Award Ribbons:

We hosted a retreat for a small group that involved conference sessions and socializing. When we came to the end of the sessions we selected 4 people to win these awards - they were surprised and charmed, and everyone was totally amused.

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Delivery was exactly the day it was noted to be, and the ribbons were well-packaged. I loved that the packaging included the amusing copy from the creator of the awards.

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5.0

Great gift

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from Maryland

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Comments about UncommonGoods Adult Award Ribbons:

Bought these for my husband for fathers day and he thought they were hilarious!

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5.0

love these

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from sheboygan wisconsin

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Comments about UncommonGoods Adult Award Ribbons:

love these hilarious!!!

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