And the Winner for Waking Up On Time is...
You remembered to brush your teeth this morning and were only 10 minutes late to work. Now that deserves a gold medal! These ribbons may look like your standard spelling bee runner-up award, but let's face it—you haven't won anything that big in years. Rather, celebrate the fact that you put pants on today or accomplished the least party socialization. You know, the real achievements. Stir up your next gathering or hand them out to the people who are most deserving. "Best at saying what we're all thinking," we're looking at you Aunt Cindy. Made in New Jersey.
