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Adult Award Ribbons

Celebrate the real achievements—like putting pants on—with these adult award ribbons.

$25.00

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And the Winner for Waking Up On Time is...

You remembered to brush your teeth this morning and were only 10 minutes late to work. Now that deserves a gold medal! These ribbons may look like your standard spelling bee runner-up award, but let's face it—you haven't won anything that big in years. Rather, celebrate the fact that you put pants on today or accomplished the least party socialization. You know, the real achievements. Stir up your next gathering or hand them out to the people who are most deserving. "Best at saying what we're all thinking," we're looking at you Aunt Cindy. Made in New Jersey.

Made in the USA
Made from
string, satin ribbon, metallic ink
Measurements
8" L x 2" W; set of 4 ribbons
Ingredients
Notes
Not intended for children.
Item ID
44341

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Most of our items are in stock and will ship quickly. Orders for in-stock items placed before 5pm ET Monday through Friday, excluding Federal holidays, will ship in the US:
Economy shipping:
within 8 days, arriving no later than the 9th business day after the order was placed.
Standard shipping:
within 4 days, arriving 5 business days after the order was placed.
Preferred shipping:
within 2 days, arriving 3 business days after the order was placed.
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within 1 day, arriving 2 business days after the order was placed.
Express shipping:
will ship the same day and arrive 1 business day later.

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Best team awards ever

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These ribbons were so funny and everyone at work really enjoys them.

Richmond, VA

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A fun gift!

5

Great fun gift idea for any reason or no reason.

west chester pa

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I would recommend this for a fun gift for anyone

5

Ithink this make a fun gift for anyanyt,no need for a special occasion. A bonus is the reasonable price.

Putnam Ct

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These were the perfect addition to our conference

4

We hosted a retreat for a small group that involved conference sessions and socializing. When we came to the end of the sessions we selected 4 people to win these awards - they were surprised and charmed, and everyone was totally amused.

Los Angeles, CA

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Great gift

5

Bought these for my husband for fathers day and he thought they were hilarious!

Maryland

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love these

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love these hilarious!!!

sheboygan wisconsin

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