Uncommon Goods | Fowl Language Apron – Peckers & Cocks | Apron

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Fowl Language Apron – Peckers & Cocks

Created by Sarah Edmonds

Add a heaping helping of cheeky puns to whatever you’re whipping up in the kitchen.

$30.00

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What Makes It Uncommon

Maker Sarah Edmonds' recipe for the funniest apron goes something like this: Add one part cheeky humor to one part gorgeous bird illustrations. The result? A protective layer that’s sure to start conversations, get giggles going, and maybe even turn someone’s cheeks red.

  • Choose Peckers or Cocks.
  • Created using environmentally friendly inks and durable, responsibly, and sustainably sourced pale-cream premium cotton.
  • Features an adjustable neck loop and comes folded in a colored belly band that matches the apron’s title lettering.
  • Measures 33.5"L x 23.6"W.
  • Machine washable.
  • Made in UK.


The avian pun never ends…especially when you add the Tits and Boobies Fowl Language Aprons to your culinary wardrobe.

created by

Sarah Edmonds

"I grew up on a farm in South Wales," Sarah Edmonds says, "and spent much of my childhood outside, climbing trees, helping with the animals and exploring the surrounding countryside." That's probably why nature, learning, and comedy are constant themes in her work. Sarah was an illustrator on commissioned projects for publishers, museums, and hospitals for over ten years. Today, the mother of two creates pun-filled prints from her home studio that allow people to embrace their playful nature.

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Made from

paper, 100% cotton apron, polyester ties

Measurements

33.5" L x 23.6" W

Care

Wash at 30°C (86°F) - do not tumble or dry clean

Item ID

59870

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