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Cynical & Snarky Desktop Affirmations

These playful affirmation cards offer a witty way to roll your eyes at forced optimism and laugh your way through the day.

$29.00

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There are days that call for rainbows and unicorns, and others that are better met with a knowing smirk and a perfectly timed eye roll. This desktop deck celebrates humor as self-care, serving up tongue-in-cheek reminders (like "We're all in this together! Yeah, like hostages.") that a little lighthearted negativity is the best antidote to insufferable good cheer. Instead of pretending everything sparkles, these cards invite a moment of shared understanding that life can be awful—and awfully funny too.

  • Features 52 witty affirmation cards that playfully poke fun at modern life.
  • Balances humor as an alternative to relentless "toxic positivity."
  • Includes a wooden stand that keeps one favorite card on display.
  • Made in China.

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Made from

paper, card stock, birch wood

Measurements

7" L x 4.5" W x 1" H

Care

Do not get wet

Item ID

62479

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