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Sinister Desktop Affirmations for Women
Sinister Desktop Affirmations for Women
Sinister Desktop Affirmations for Women
Sinister Desktop Affirmations for Women

Sinister Desktop Affirmations for Women

Pick a card when you need that funny, dark, sarcastic, slightly witchy affirmation to smile through some nonsense.

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What Makes It Uncommon

Some women start their day with sun salutations and a gratitude journal. Others prefer a slow blink, a black wardrobe, and muttering curses (lovingly) under their breath. This deck is for the latter. Filled with wickedly funny affirmations in rose gold script, it offers a daily dose of shadowy sass for those who’d rather grow hemlock than roses—and find empowerment in embracing their deliciously dark side.

  • Affirmations include lines like:
    • "I was not born to work, retire, and die. I was born to brood, wear a lot of black, and eventually become a feared poltergeist."
    • "It's okay to take a break. It's okay if you need to rest. Cthulhu has been in a death-like slumber for eons and he's still a legendary cosmic horror. Take that nap if you need it—your cult can wait!"
  • Includes 52 affirmation cards and a black wooden display stand.
  • Made in China.

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Made from

cardboard, card stock, beechwood

Measurements

4.5"x7"x1"

Notes

Includes 52 sinister affirmation cards and a black wooden display stand.

Item ID

61953

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  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Anonymous
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New favorite gift

As a woman in a male-centric, high stress field, where the culture is about three decades behind the times, these cards are my guilty desktop pleasure, delivered with dark humor, to remind me that I CAN be smart and fiesty while I get the job done. These are my new favorite fun gift to give to my similarly-professioned female friends. Everyone who sees them wants to know where I got them.

  • 4 stars out of 5
  • Digga
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  • Everett, WA
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Good for the right person

Quality and presentation are excellent. If gifting you need to be aware that it gets pretty dark, fairly often. Most cards are funny, but there are a few cringy, crunchy ones.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Mandi R
  • Florida

I have these and love them.

I needed something that I could keep on my desk to inspire me to keep going with everything else in the world seemingly to be falling apart. They are such a fun pick me up with a twist.

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