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Is Your Cat Trying To Kill You: A Card Game

Are you the prey your purring little predator has in mind? Play this card game to find out. (You can thank us later for saving your life.)

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Are you the prey your purring little predator has in mind? Play this card game to find out. (You can thank us later for saving your life.)

  • Take a card from the pack of 52 and answer the question about your kitty's behavior to determine how likely it is that it's planning to kill you.
  • An example question reads: "They sharpen their claws on the corner of the sofa or doorframe—bonus dagger point if they look directly at you while doing it." Answer with Never, Rarely, or Frequently.
  • At the end of the game, tally up your points (never=1 dagger, rarely=2, frequently=3) to find out if you're on kitty's good side or top of the scratch list.
  • Play solo or with your favorite feline fans.
  • A felt catnip toy is included so no matter how evil your cat turns out to be, you can win them over to be your ally—not your killer.
  • Made in China.

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Made from

felt, paper, catnip

Measurements

5.7" L x 3.4" W x 0.83" H; 50 cards

Notes

Includes felt catnip filled dagger toy

Suggested Age: 13+
Number of Players: 1 or more
Approximate Play Time: 1+ hours, depending on group size and response speed

Item ID

57519

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  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Nancy the procrastinator
  • verified reviewer
  • Grand Rapids, MI

Loved it!

Thank goodness that my cat didn't match many of the cards but it was a hoot reading each one. They gave me many things to watch out for!

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  • Tricia
  • verified reviewer
  • North Tonawanda NY

Best Cat Lady Present Ever

Hilarious, gave them to my cat lady friends and had to buy one for myself too

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • KC MOM
  • verified reviewer
  • Kansas City

Funny game for the kids!

Gave this to my niece with her christmas gift and I think she had more fun with the cat toy than her cat did! Ha!

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Kate
  • verified reviewer
  • Ann Arbor, MI

Bought as gift

Bought this as an add on to a gift to get free shipping. My sister was pleased with it. She and her fiance had a fun time going through them for their 2 cats.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • shasla
  • Westchester County, NY

Fun gift for a teen cat lover!

My son, aged 14, chose this for a friend who LOVES cats. Full disclosure - we never played the game, but the name made us laugh… a unique gift! #sweepstakes

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