Listen: Number crunching isn’t for everyone, but those who take to it tend to have a palpable passion, much like the author of this gift guide has for, you know, crunchy treats. If you’ve got a loud-and-proud math geek on your holiday shopping list, though, chances are you’d like to leverage that love and find them a mind-blowing, formula-friendly gift. Thankfully, here at UncommonGoods, we’ve got plenty of playful stuff for the calculator crowd, from neckties to specially decorated drinking glasses, and we’ve collected ten of our favorite specimens here for your reference. Read on for figs. 1-10.
Math geeks and wordplay lovers alike will get a chuckle out of these punny pastry plates.
What time is it? With this clock, a layman may never know, but a well-trained math geek should be just fine.
Their new favorite branch of mathematics will be trigo-nom-nom-etry.
OK, maybe having a brain isn’t math geek-specific. We stand by the utility of these bookends.
The recipe for an ideal drinking glass doesn’t have to be formulaic, but if you’re shopping for a math geek, it certainly helps.
“The proof of the pudding is in the eating” and the proof of these theorems is at the bottom of the bowl.
Insider tip: It won’t hold a whole pie. It will, however, cradle the fruit of your choice in mathematical style.
Chalkboards, paraboloids, sine and cosine—this mug comes complete with reminders of the things you miss most from your school days… if you’re a math geek, anyway.
Help a geeky host or hostess find the perfect angle for their next dinner party with this extremely precise cutting board.
Finally, give your beloved geek a chance to wear their pride on their sleeve—or, more accurately, around their neck—with this formula-covered necktie.