Over the past two weeks, we received nearly 80 hilarious entries on Facebook, Instagram and the blog for our #UGKidQuotes Contest. Picking a winning kid quote certainly wasn’t easy! Our team had a great time giggling over the witty, sassy, creative, adorable, and surprisingly insightful words that kids can conjure up. We couldn’t stand the thought of not sharing the joy from this contest, so before we get to the winner of the free Kid Quotes Custom Wall Art, we’ve rounded up our favorite honorable mentions for you to enjoy!
There were funny revelations about food…
“You look as pretty as a bell pepper in sunshine.” – Noah, age 9
(When asked if he would like some broccoli) “No thank you, I don’t eat chlorophyll…” – Zach, age 9
“Pickles are pickles. People are people. Chocolate is chocolate. Yourself is yourself!” – Logan, age 5
“Were there angels in the oven because this tastes like heaven?” (Sweet talking Mom) – Alison, age 8
“Do you know why I love pigs? Because they poop bacon.” – Beckett, age 5
…and interesting observations about the world outside.
“Mama, did somebody cut the moon?” – Ellie, age 4
“Oh what a shame mummy, you can’t throw boomerangs if you live in this street.” (Looking at a no-right-turn sign) – Eleanor, age 7
“Mommy, you are as pretty as Christmas lights.” – Luke, age 5
“Can we go outside and drop some sunlight in our faces?” – Rori, age 3
There were plenty of valid questions…
“What’s your favorite sport?” asked Mom. “Being naked,” replied Henry, age 3
“Why do we call her great grandma? She isn’t that great.” – Trinity, age 5
“Mom, what’s a question?” (Standing next to Mom’s bed, lifting one of her eyelids at 6 am) – Zosia, age 3
…and logical conclusions.
Mom: “People are human beings.”
“No! They’re puppets!”- Vivian, age 3
“Stop pestervating me!” – Allyson, age 7
“I love everyone in the whole world as long as they don’t have buttons, although I do like belly buttons.” – Oliver, age 4