10.) If you give us a toy, we don’t return it covered in drool.
9.) There’s no such thing as dog nip.
8.) There’s a whole musical about us, while no one wants to hear songs about chasing cars and pooping on the sidewalk.
7.) We have the LOOKS and the BRAINS. (And the confidence.)
6.) Dog Woman would make an awful super villain.
5.) Jingles written about our food will get stuck in your head. Meow, meow, meow, meow…big time.
4.) Like humans, we pee indoors and cover it up. (Technically, they flush it down, but that’s not nearly as much fun.)
3.) No ancient civilization has ever worshiped dogs.
2.) We don’t like the taste of shoes.
1.) Has your dog ever brought you a delicious mouse to prove his love for you? I didn’t think so.
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