The Anti-Social Network Journal


Status Update

Somewhere along the way, the vast majority of our photos, private musings, and personal thoughts have made their way from journals stashed in a dresser drawer to websites stashed on everyone's internet. While the validation that yes, your cat is actually the cutest, can be intoxicating, you can now take your more personal memories off the grid with this prompt-filled journal.

Set up like the social media we know and love, this personal journal asks you to sktech your own profile picture, practice your penmanship font, and draw 140 characters - all while offering speech bubble filled and blank pages for your more lengthy "status updates." Gentle reminders like "check-ins are for hotels, "do not express yourself with an emoticon," and "Unfollow--in other words, lead" inspire you to keep some things for yourself - while cheeky nudges like "to see what your friends are doing, spend time with them" remind you to live in the moment. Made in China.

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8.13" L x 5" W x 0.5" H; 144 pages
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