All socks protect your toes. This pair protects more than that. The top of one sports a secret pocket to hold a condom in discreet style. Sure beats the awkwardness of fishing for one at the bottom of your bag, or stowing a crinkly packet in your wallet (what are we, 18?). If this sounds like the safe sex edition of your grandpa's money belt, hold on: The smoochy lips pattern adds funky, everyday appeal. Plus, the pocket's handy for holding a key, cash, or credit card. Made in Colombia.