Keep Calm and Carry On
Political blogs got you bummed? Talking heads giving you a headache? Even as the polls continue to heat up you can keep your cool with this comical, bi-partisan ice pack that's perfect for soothing republican rage, democratic depression, tea party tantrums, and independent angst.
The perfect peace offering for the hotheaded campaigner in your life, this United-States-shaped mediator is just the ticket to keep calm during the campaign. Simply store the ice pack in your freezer and apply post-debate to alleviate the ensuing aches and pains associated with the election. Printed with silver-tongued talking points, like "entitlements," "media coverage," "the 1%," and "the debt ceiling." Made in China.