Please Bring Me Beer Men's Socks

Put your feet up and watch your favorite beverage roll in with these cheekily suggestive socks.

$14.00

I've Fallen and I Can't Reach My Beer

Put your feet up and watch your favorite beverage roll in with these cheekily suggestive socks. The me-time message is all on the bottom, so the novelty doesn't announce itself until you're in relaxation mode. Plus, the lettering is woven right into the comfy 80% cotton blend, so it will always be there to broadcast your needs at the end of a long day or in Sunday morning lounge time. Just make sure you're not horizontal when drinking to avoid choking on that well-earned beverage. Made in New York.

Made in the USA
Made from
80% combed cotton, 17% spandex, 3% nylon
Measurements
Men's Shoe Size: 8-12
Item ID
44601

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within 2 days, arriving 3 business days after the order was placed.
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5.0

(based on 3 reviews)

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5.0

Super cute

By 

from Greenwich CT

About Me Comfort-oriented

Verified Buyer

Pros

  • Lightweight

Cons

    Best Uses

    • Lounging

    Comments about UncommonGoods Please Bring Me Beer Men's Socks:

    The person I gave it to loved it

    • Sizing:
    • Feels true to size
    • Sleeve Length:
    • Feels true to length
    • Was this a gift?:
    • Yes

    (1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)

     
    5.0

    Perfect Father's Day Gift!

    By 

    from Maryland

    About Me Practical

    Verified Buyer

    Comments about UncommonGoods Please Bring Me Beer Men's Socks:

    I was worried about the size being too small since my dad has size 12-13 feet, but he said they fit just fine!

    • Sizing:
    • Feels true to size
    • Sleeve Length:
    • Feels true to length
    • Was this a gift?:
    • Yes

    (1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)

     
    5.0

    Unique, great gift!

    By 

    from Texas

    About Me Practical

    Verified Buyer

    Pros

    • Comfortable
    • Lightweight
    • Well Made

    Cons

      Best Uses

      • Lounging

      Comments about UncommonGoods Please Bring Me Beer Men's Socks:

      Great gift idea. Dad really liked it and got a laugh.

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      • Feels true to size
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      • Feels true to length
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