I've Fallen and I Can't Reach My Beer
Put your feet up and watch your favorite beverage roll in with these cheekily suggestive socks. The me-time message is all on the bottom, so the novelty doesn't announce itself until you're in relaxation mode. Plus, the lettering is woven right into the comfy 80% cotton blend, so it will always be there to broadcast your needs at the end of a long day or in Sunday morning lounge time. Just make sure you're not horizontal when drinking to avoid choking on that well-earned beverage. Made in China.