Please Bring Me Beer Men's Socks

Put your feet up and watch your favorite beverage roll in with these cheekily suggestive socks.

$14.00

I've Fallen and I Can't Reach My Beer

Put your feet up and watch your favorite beverage roll in with these cheekily suggestive socks. The me-time message is all on the bottom, so the novelty doesn't announce itself until you're in relaxation mode. Plus, the lettering is woven right into the comfy 80% cotton blend, so it will always be there to broadcast your needs at the end of a long day or in Sunday morning lounge time. Just make sure you're not horizontal when drinking to avoid choking on that well-earned beverage. Made in New York.

Made in the USA
Made from
80% combed cotton, 17% spandex, 3% nylon
Measurements
Men's Shoe Size: 8-12
Ingredients
Item ID
44601

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Most of our items are in stock and will ship quickly. Orders for in-stock items placed before 5pm ET Monday through Friday, excluding Federal holidays, will ship in the US:
Economy shipping:
within 8 days, arriving no later than the 9th business day after the order was placed.
Standard shipping:
within 4 days, arriving 5 business days after the order was placed.
Preferred shipping:
within 2 days, arriving 3 business days after the order was placed.
Expedited shipping:
within 1 day, arriving 2 business days after the order was placed.
Express shipping:
will ship the same day and arrive 1 business day later.

REVIEW SNAPSHOT®

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UncommonGoodsPlease Bring Me Beer Men's Socks
 
5.0

(based on 7 reviews)

Ratings Distribution

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100%

of respondents would recommend this to a friend.

Pros

  • Comfortable (4)
  • Lightweight (4)
  • Well made (3)

Cons

No Cons

Best Uses

  • Lounging (4)
    • Sizing:
    • Feels too small

       

      Feels true to size

       

      100% 

      (6 reviews)

      Feels too large

       
    • Sleeve Length:
    • Feels too short

       

      Feels true to length

       

      100% 

      (4 reviews)

      Feels too long

       
    • Was this a gift?:
    • Yes (6)

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5.0

Fun socks!

By 

from Chicago

Verified Buyer

Pros

  • Comfortable
  • Lightweight

Cons

    Best Uses

      Comments about UncommonGoods Please Bring Me Beer Men's Socks:

      A fun gift for the guy who has everything

      • Sizing:
      • Feels true to size
      • Was this a gift?:
      • Yes
       
      5.0

      Fun & well made!

      By 

      from Los Angeles

      About Me Comfort-oriented, Stylish

      Verified Buyer

      Pros

      • Comfortable
      • Lightweight
      • Soft
      • Well Made

      Cons

        Best Uses

        • Cool Nights
        • Lounging

        Comments about UncommonGoods Please Bring Me Beer Men's Socks:

        Super fun - will buy for all the beer lovers in my life!

        • Sizing:
        • Feels true to size
        • Sleeve Length:
        • Feels true to length
        • Was this a gift?:
        • Yes
         
        5.0

        Belly laughs by our beer drinker

        By 

        from Spokane, WA

        Verified Buyer

        Pros

        • Comfortable
        • Soft
        • Warm & Cozy
        • Well Made

        Cons

          Best Uses

          • Cool Nights
          • Lounging

          Comments about UncommonGoods Please Bring Me Beer Men's Socks:

          Given as a gift

          • Sizing:
          • Feels true to size
          • Was this a gift?:
          • Yes
           
          5.0

          Cute & fun

          By 

          from South Dakota

          Verified Buyer

          Comments about UncommonGoods Please Bring Me Beer Men's Socks:

          Cute and easy gift

           
          5.0

          Super cute

          By 

          from Greenwich CT

          About Me Comfort-oriented

          Verified Buyer

          Pros

          • Lightweight

          Cons

            Best Uses

            • Lounging

            Comments about UncommonGoods Please Bring Me Beer Men's Socks:

            The person I gave it to loved it

            • Sizing:
            • Feels true to size
            • Sleeve Length:
            • Feels true to length
            • Was this a gift?:
            • Yes

            (1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)

             
            5.0

            Perfect Father's Day Gift!

            By 

            from Maryland

            About Me Practical

            Verified Buyer

            Comments about UncommonGoods Please Bring Me Beer Men's Socks:

            I was worried about the size being too small since my dad has size 12-13 feet, but he said they fit just fine!

            • Sizing:
            • Feels true to size
            • Sleeve Length:
            • Feels true to length
            • Was this a gift?:
            • Yes

            (1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)

             
            5.0

            Unique, great gift!

            By 

            from Texas

            About Me Practical

            Verified Buyer

            Pros

            • Comfortable
            • Lightweight
            • Well Made

            Cons

              Best Uses

              • Lounging

              Comments about UncommonGoods Please Bring Me Beer Men's Socks:

              Great gift idea. Dad really liked it and got a laugh.

              • Sizing:
              • Feels true to size
              • Sleeve Length:
              • Feels true to length
              • Was this a gift?:
              • Yes

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