Please Bring Me Beer Men's Socks

Put your feet up and watch your favorite beverage roll in with these cheekily suggestive socks.

$14.00

I've Fallen and I Can't Reach My Beer

Put your feet up and watch your favorite beverage roll in with these cheekily suggestive socks. The me-time message is all on the bottom, so the novelty doesn't announce itself until you're in relaxation mode. Plus, the lettering is woven right into the comfy 80% cotton blend, so it will always be there to broadcast your needs at the end of a long day or in Sunday morning lounge time. Just make sure you're not horizontal when drinking to avoid choking on that well-earned beverage. Made in New York.

Made in the USA
Made from
80% combed cotton, 17% spandex, 3% nylon
Measurements
Men's Shoe Size: 8-12
Ingredients
Item ID
44601

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Economy shipping:
within 8 days, arriving no later than the 9th business day after the order was placed.
Standard shipping:
within 4 days, arriving 5 business days after the order was placed.
Preferred shipping:
within 2 days, arriving 3 business days after the order was placed.
Expedited shipping:
within 1 day, arriving 2 business days after the order was placed.
Express shipping:
will ship the same day and arrive 1 business day later.

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UncommonGoodsPlease Bring Me Beer Men's Socks
 
5.0

(based on 5 reviews)

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Best Uses

  • Lounging (3)
    • Sizing:
    • Feels too small

       

      Feels true to size

       

      100% 

      (4 reviews)

      Feels too large

       
    • Sleeve Length:
    • Feels too short

       

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      (3 reviews)

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    • Was this a gift?:
    • Yes (4)

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5.0

Belly laughs by our beer drinker

By 

from Spokane, WA

Verified Buyer

Pros

  • Comfortable
  • Soft
  • Warm & Cozy
  • Well Made

Cons

    Best Uses

    • Cool Nights
    • Lounging

    Comments about UncommonGoods Please Bring Me Beer Men's Socks:

    Given as a gift

    • Sizing:
    • Feels true to size
    • Was this a gift?:
    • Yes
     
    5.0

    Cute & fun

    By 

    from South Dakota

    Verified Buyer

    Comments about UncommonGoods Please Bring Me Beer Men's Socks:

    Cute and easy gift

     
    5.0

    Super cute

    By 

    from Greenwich CT

    About Me Comfort-oriented

    Verified Buyer

    Pros

    • Lightweight

    Cons

      Best Uses

      • Lounging

      Comments about UncommonGoods Please Bring Me Beer Men's Socks:

      The person I gave it to loved it

      • Sizing:
      • Feels true to size
      • Sleeve Length:
      • Feels true to length
      • Was this a gift?:
      • Yes

      (1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)

       
      5.0

      Perfect Father's Day Gift!

      By 

      from Maryland

      About Me Practical

      Verified Buyer

      Comments about UncommonGoods Please Bring Me Beer Men's Socks:

      I was worried about the size being too small since my dad has size 12-13 feet, but he said they fit just fine!

      • Sizing:
      • Feels true to size
      • Sleeve Length:
      • Feels true to length
      • Was this a gift?:
      • Yes

      (1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)

       
      5.0

      Unique, great gift!

      By 

      from Texas

      About Me Practical

      Verified Buyer

      Pros

      • Comfortable
      • Lightweight
      • Well Made

      Cons

        Best Uses

        • Lounging

        Comments about UncommonGoods Please Bring Me Beer Men's Socks:

        Great gift idea. Dad really liked it and got a laugh.

        • Sizing:
        • Feels true to size
        • Sleeve Length:
        • Feels true to length
        • Was this a gift?:
        • Yes

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