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pirate umbrella

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For Stormy Seas (And Seasons)

Shiver me Timberlands! You've soaked your peg-leg and lost an eye-patch--you're one wet bandana away from helpless wench territory. But you're swashbuckling on! Why? You've remembered to sling a Pirate Umbrella under your knickers and you're ready for hell and high water.

The modern adventurer's weapon of choice, this rain-deflecting saber is sure to intimidate treasure-raiding rogues and impress seafaring mistresses in one fell swoop. Plus, its weather-busting shield is ideal for keeping stolen jewelry shiny and dread-locked hair in place.

But now that you've braved the elements, why not stay inside, cozy up to your hostage and enjoy some grog? Made in China from plastic and vinyl.

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plastic, vinyl
34" L x 6.7" W x 3" H
Comes with shoulder strap.

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