Obsessive Chef Cutting Board


Cook to Perfection

When cooking, do you get frustrated trying to measure out a precise "dash" or "pinch" of an ingredient? Are you not satisfied until you're sure your celery has been "minced", rather than just "diced"?

Well, it's time to let your inner obsessive loose in the kitchen, with this precision cutting board. The durable, beechwood board is clearly printed with absurdly detailed measurement markings, allowing you to chop perfectly square roots or calculate a slice of "pi" with absolute precision. Made in China.

Made from
recycled bamboo root
9" L x 12" W
Wipe clean with wet cloth and soap, do not submerge in water.
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Most of our items are in stock and will ship quickly. Orders for in-stock items placed before 5pm ET Monday through Friday, excluding Federal holidays, will ship in the US:
Economy shipping:
within 8 days, arriving no later than the 9th business day after the order was placed.
Standard shipping:
within 4 days, arriving 5 business days after the order was placed.
Preferred shipping:
within 2 days, arriving 3 business days after the order was placed.
Expedited shipping:
within 1 day, arriving 2 business days after the order was placed.
Express shipping:
will ship the same day and arrive 1 business day later.

This item has been discontinued. When it sells out, it will no longer be available.

Please note: This item is not available to ship outside of the U.S.

Comment About the Advertised Image


In the second image for this product profile the hand cutting the carrots is NOT using the guidelines!! At all! As a product marketed to OCD cooks... this is ironic and bothersome. Other than that, this looks like an awesomely useless product which I must purchase immediately.

San Diego, CA


Really Small


Looks nice, but it is way smaller than expected. We've had it for a couple of weeks and still haven't used it because a) it is ridiculously small, and b) I'm afraid if I use it the wood will stain. More of a decorative piece I guess but for me it is just taking up space. I wish I would not have thrown out the packaging immediately because I would be returning it if I could.



Happy Anniversary !


I purchased this for my husband for our 5 year anniversary. Every year we buy the "traditional" gifts for that year. This year is wood. It is perfect because he loves to cook and is a little OCD.


Perfect Gift for the Obsessive Chef


This was a gift for our son who is an avid chef. Our family has been involved with the Food & Wine industry for 3 generations and I was looking for an unusual, yet practical idea. I don't know about the construction yet, but it will get a lot of use and I expect this cutting board to hold up.

West Palm Beach, FL




Hilarious, perfect for my OCD husband! He loved it and sheepishly admitted to looking forward to using it to chop vegetables. Highly recommend!

North Carolina


Good board


Gave it to a chef friend and he was thrilled

San Francisco, CA


Gift on a budget for a chef


This was a good for a very good cook, who has most of the cooking equipment he needs. Everytime I am in the kitchen, I feel the need to measure something I am cutting and this a great gift for an engineer who is also a cook.

Dallas, tx


Perfect gift at a reasonable price


Bought it as a gift for a friend. Was perfect!! Came as expected.



The greatest thing I never knew I needed


This is so cool! It has lines for every chopping size listed in a cookbook. All my veggies are finally the same size!

Lansing, MI


fell apart..


I got this cutting board for christmas from my husband, I was extremely excited but it's been only over a month and it literally fell into four pieces. I hardly ever use it but it was only like 4 pieces of wood super glued together. I thought it was one solid piece of wood and it seemed sturdy at first then ended up falling apart. Very disappointed.

Rapid city, SD


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