Lorem Ipsum Glass

These wry cocktail glasses are subtly etched with placeholder Latin text.
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Brian Johnson


Brian Johnson created by

Brian Johnson

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From the Latin Meaning "On the Rocks"

Lorem Ipsum, raris in viridi est adhuc habitat vestri…no, our copywriters didn't forget to strip out their placeholder text. It's the random Latin that stands in for pending prose and adorns these typographical cocktail glasses. Whether you're a writer, designer, or drinker who likes to indulge in archaic languages, these classic rocks glasses subtly etched with a excerpt from de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum (Cicero, 45 BCE) bring a word nerd flourish to your barware. After all, the best part about haphazard Latin is that the more you drink, the more it starts to make sense. Etched by Brian Johnson in New Hampshire with glass from Ohio.

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Brian Johnson

created by

Brian Johnson



“I hope my glasses serve as conversation pieces and fun ways to bring people together.”

By day, Boston-based designer Brian Johnson creates high-performance composite products for the medical and military industries. By night, his passion for creating modern, functional home goods takes over. He enjoys working with simple, sustainable materials in striking ways and applying novel approaches to everyday objects. With eco-friendly manufacturing in mind, he selects recyclable and repurposed materials whenever possible and makes every effort to source materials and services locally through other small businesses in the United States.

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3.5" H x 3.25" diameter; 11 fl. oz. capacity
Wash glass before first use. Dishwasher safe.
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