Indulge in some sweet, sweet humor with these hilarious bathroom scales meant to make that "moment of truth" not quite so dreadful. Choose from the slightly wicked "Bittersweet" (Go ahead, indulge yourself. You deserve it) to the sassy "Ignorance is Bliss" (The numbers never lie. That's why we got rid of them.)
Both scales are divided into five-pound increments, but instead of numbers "Bittersweet" features positive affirmations such as "Simply Ravishing" and "I'm a perfect ten," while "Ignorance is Bliss" does away with numbers altogether.
Art by Wendy Gold. Scales made in China, printed in California.