Bards Dispense Profanity Game

This card game is a laugh-till-you-cry look at the Bard's smutty side.

$19.95

created by

Tim Cassedy, Chelsea Grogan, Jenna Peck, and Kate Petsche

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Shakespearian Plays

The judge presents a yellow card, your fellow kitchen-table thespians respond, and before you know it, you've got "If music be the food of ill-shaped fishes, play on." A laugh-till-you-cry look at the Bard's smutty side, the raunchy hilarity of this game knows no bounds. Invented by an English professor and his students, this adult card game asks the low-brow literary question, "To be profane, or not to be?" It includes 100 mock-serious questions for our time and 375 responses drawn word-for-word from the works of William Shakespeare. For four or more over-educated adult players only. Designed by Tim Cassedy, Chelsea Grogan, Jenna Peck, and Kate Petsche; made in Texas.

We played a few rounds of the game ourselves, and zounds! Turns out it's pretty fun. Find out more on the blog.

The administration of Southern Methodist University was very surprised when a successful business emerged from its English Department. Along with students Chelsea Grogan, Jenna Peck, and Kate Petsche, Professor Tim Cassedy invented literary-minded card games based on the works of Herman Melville and William Shakespeare. They co-own this unlikely company, giving a certain popular NSFW card game a run for its money.

Made in the USA
Made from
paper, ink
Measurements
8" L x 4" W x 2.25" H; 475 cards
Ingredients
Notes
Contains adult language.
Item ID
43970

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UncommonGoodsBards Dispense Profanity Game
 
4.9

(based on 13 reviews)

Ratings Distribution

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    (12)

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    (1)

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100%

of respondents would recommend this to a friend.

Pros

  • Entertaining (11)
  • Fun (11)
  • Interactive (7)
  • Educational (6)
  • Challenging (5)

Cons

No Cons

Best Uses

  • Adults (10)
    • Reviewer Profile:
    • Parent (6), Educator (5), Puzzle whiz (3)
    • Was this a gift?:
    • Yes (12)

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5.0

Another fun game

By 

from Houston, TX

About Me Educator, Parent

Verified Buyer

Pros

  • Challenging
  • Educational
  • Entertaining
  • Fun

Cons

    Best Uses

    • Adults

    Comments about UncommonGoods Bards Dispense Profanity Game:

    Helps you remember your HS/college lit class about Shakespeare!

    • Was this a gift?:
    • Yes
     
    5.0

    Best game ever

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    from US

    About Me Parent, Puzzle Whiz, Reader

    Verified Buyer

    Pros

    • Educational
    • Entertaining
    • Fun

    Cons

    • Might need an expansion deck soon

    Best Uses

    • Adults

    Comments about UncommonGoods Bards Dispense Profanity Game:

    My sister loves Shakespeare and loves games. So there you go.

    • Was this a gift?:
    • Yes
     
    5.0

    Fun game for Shakespear Lovers

    By 

    from Orlando, FL

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    Pros

    • Challenging
    • Entertaining
    • Fun
    • Interactive

    Cons

      Best Uses

      • Adults

      Comments about UncommonGoods Bards Dispense Profanity Game:

      Fun and easy to learn to play. Lots of cards, so it doesn't get repetitive.

      • Was this a gift?:
      • Yes
       
      5.0

      Def recommend!

      By 

      from Lewisville, Tx

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      Pros

      • Challenging
      • Educational
      • Entertaining
      • Fun
      • Interactive

      Cons

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        • Adults

        Comments about UncommonGoods Bards Dispense Profanity Game:

        Waiting to give this as a gift but it mixes two things my friend loves very much. Will certainly update my review once we've played the game!

        • Was this a gift?:
        • Yes
         
        5.0

        Perfect

        By 

        from Florida

        About Me Parent

        Pros

        • Entertaining
        • Fun
        • Interactive

        Cons

          Best Uses

          • Adults

          Comments about UncommonGoods Bards Dispense Profanity Game:

          We bought this for our daughter in graduate school studying Shakespeare! Although it was for Christmas, her and her friends couldn't wait to break into it and they had a great time! They said they were laughing before the first round was over! I'd say that is a hit!!

          • Was this a gift?:
          • Yes

          (1 of 3 customers found this review helpful)

           
          5.0

          Fun for our Family

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          from Kirkwood, MO

          About Me Educator, Parent

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              Comments about UncommonGoods Bards Dispense Profanity Game:

              Expecting to play this after my daughter opens it!

              • Was this a gift?:
              • Yes

              (2 of 2 customers found this review helpful)

               
              5.0

              Perfect for the English teacher in your life

              By 

              from Colorado

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              Pros

              • Can Withstand Use
              • Challenging
              • Educational
              • Entertaining
              • Fun

              Cons

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                • Adults
                • Family

                Comments about UncommonGoods Bards Dispense Profanity Game:

                My sister loved it, if you love cards against humanity with a little educational twist you'll love this.

                • Was this a gift?:
                • Yes

                (0 of 2 customers found this review helpful)

                 
                4.0

                My nephew will love this!

                By 

                from Fullerton, CA

                About Me Child Care Provider, Educator, Parent, Puzzle Whiz

                Verified Buyer

                Pros

                • Educational
                • Entertaining
                • Fun
                • Interactive

                Cons

                  Best Uses

                  • Adults

                  Comments about UncommonGoods Bards Dispense Profanity Game:

                  I haven't actually played the game as it is a gift for my nephew.

                  • Was this a gift?:
                  • Yes

                  (1 of 2 customers found this review helpful)

                   
                  5.0

                  naturally

                  By 

                  from QUICY MASS.

                  About Me Educator, Puzzle Whiz

                  Verified Buyer

                  Pros

                  • Challenging

                  Cons

                    Best Uses

                      Comments about UncommonGoods Bards Dispense Profanity Game:

                      FIRST TIME USED PRODUCT AND LIKED VERY MUCH

                      (2 of 2 customers found this review helpful)

                       
                      5.0

                      Hilarious!!!

                      By 

                      from Urbana, IL

                      About Me Educator

                      Verified Buyer

                      Pros

                      • Entertaining
                      • Fun
                      • Interactive

                      Cons

                        Best Uses

                          Comments about UncommonGoods Bards Dispense Profanity Game:

                          We had so much fun playing this game! Most of my friends are nerds, but even the ones who didn't go the English route got all the jokes and had a blast :)

                          • Was this a gift?:
                          • Yes

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