{"id":57296,"date":"2017-05-29T10:10:31","date_gmt":"2017-05-29T14:10:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.uncommongoods.com\/?p=57296"},"modified":"2018-01-04T12:00:20","modified_gmt":"2018-01-04T17:00:20","slug":"even-better-dad-jokes-funny-fathers-day-gifts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/2017\/even-better-dad-jokes-funny-fathers-day-gifts\/","title":{"rendered":"Even Better than Dad Jokes: Funny Father’s Day Gifts"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Hail, friends! We are living in a golden age of dad jokes, wherein corny puns and the frustrated groans of the nation\u2019s teenagers reign supreme. What better way, then, to celebrate this Father\u2019s Day than with a teensy bit of humor? Read on for a brief selection of goods hand-picked to give Dad a leg up when it\u2019s time for him to practice stand-up. (Sorry. We\u2019ll see ourselves out.)<\/p>\n

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Who among us hasn\u2019t cracked a joke or two at the expense of capitalism? Help Dad toast the absurdity of big business with this pair of rocks glasses featuring definitions from American master Ambrose Bierce\u2019s Devil\u2019s Dictionary. | Devil\u2019s Dictionary Finance Glasses \u2013 Set of 2<\/a><\/p>\n

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Ah, yes\u2014the literal<\/em> gag, a favorite of fathers everywhere. Give him a taste of his own comedic medicine with this itty-bitty stoneware mug designed expressly to serve up spirits. Tequila, anyone? | Mug Shot<\/a><\/p>\n

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Any New York-dwelling dad\u2014heck, anyone who\u2019s ever set foot in New York\u2014is sure to chuckle at this painstaking breakdown of the many varieties of trash found throughout the city, from disused mattresses (hello, bedbugs) to trampled Starbucks straws. | Periodic Table of NYC Trash<\/a><\/p>\n

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Meanwhile, this similarly in-depth chart will provide Dad with all sorts of new and exciting ammo with which to insult his loved ones, all of it sourced from Shakespeare. Never before been called a heedless jolt-head? Just you wait. | Shakespearean Insults Chart<\/a><\/p>\n

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Been searching for that perfect way to help him say \u201cI hate this job and I want you to leave me alone\u201d? This hefty paperweight\u2014made from recycled steel\u2014gets the message across pretty nicely. | F Bomb Paperweight<\/a><\/p>\n

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If good-natured intimidation is more his thing, take a look at these unassuming desk signs designed to keep underlings on their toes. Is he joking? Legend has it the last guy who asked retreated to the broom closet never to be seen again, so, uh, nobody knows. | Big Personality Desk Signs<\/a><\/p>\n

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Little else screams \u201cdad\u201d so clearly as an overt pun. If our experience is any indication, your relationship will be smooth sailing once he unwraps these actual rocks designed for drinking… wait for it\u2026 on the rocks. | On the Rocks Set<\/a><\/p>\n

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You\u2019ll never need to worry about these glasses becoming out of date: the records they detail, from longest hitting streak in a season\u00a0to most consecutive no-hitters pitched in a given career, are basically impossible to break. Just make sure Dad doesn\u2019t extend that logic to the glasses themselves. | Record-Breaking Baseball Glasses\u00a0\u2013 Set of Four<\/a><\/p>\n

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This jolly handcrafted lamp will double as a reminder of that time your dog had surgery on her cornea and had to wear a goofy plastic cone, which she later ripped to shreds and pooped atop in protest. Wait\u2014that didn\u2019t happen with everyone\u2019s dog? Well, the cone\u2019s still funny. | Dog E-Collar Lamp<\/a><\/p>\n

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Cuff links are back, baby, and they\u2019re looking better than ever. Ideal for any practical jokester, these little silvery robots come complete with movable arms and legs, the perfect tools for distracting fellow parents at sixth grade graduation ceremonies and choral concerts. | Moving Robot Cufflinks<\/a><\/p>\n

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Great for those occasional days when Dad can\u2019t possibly make it to the gym (read: most, if not all, days), this playful homage to athleticism will at last allow him to take out his anger on something that deserves it: dirty clothes. | Laundry Punch Bag<\/a><\/p>\n

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Flowers. Plumber. Candygram. (He\u2019s old enough to remember that skit, right?) | Land Shark<\/a><\/p>\n

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