{"id":4263,"date":"2011-03-09T16:05:29","date_gmt":"2011-03-09T21:05:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.uncommongoods.com\/?p=4263"},"modified":"2011-11-25T16:56:52","modified_gmt":"2011-11-25T21:56:52","slug":"shower-squid-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/2011\/shower-squid-says\/","title":{"rendered":"And the Shower Squid Says&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/product\/shower-squid?source=blog\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-4264\" title=\"Squid-Caption-Contest-LG\" src=\"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Squid-Caption-Contest-LG-548x617.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"548\" height=\"617\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Squid-Caption-Contest-LG-548x617.jpg 548w, https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Squid-Caption-Contest-LG-300x338.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Squid-Caption-Contest-LG.jpg 1371w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 548px) 100vw, 548px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This week, we&#8217;ve gotten dozens of submissions for our caption contest. Now we need your help to pick the winner.<\/p>\n<p>Here are our favorites so far (but leave a comment if we missed a good one!):<\/p>\n<p>\u200e1. &#8220;No, I won&#8217;t wash your back, my hands are full&#8230;&#8221; &#8212; Marcie Kuehl<\/p>\n<p>2. Many hands make light work. &#8212; Heather Berkner Stratz<\/p>\n<p>3. Is that a shampoo bottle in your hand or are you just happy to see me? &#8212; Lori Humphrey Waller<\/p>\n<p>4. I got this&#8230; and that, and that, and that. &#8212; Jane Heron Bennington<\/p>\n<p>5. A little dab here, a little squirt there, all clean. &#8212; Mike Guessetto<\/p>\n<p>6. &#8220;Honey how many oz. can we put in our carry on?&#8221; &#8212; @mmc67<\/p>\n<p>7. Don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;ve got a HAND-le on that&#8211; @alas3lads<\/p>\n<p>Leave a comment below to cast your vote!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Help us pick the winner of this week&#8217;s caption contest. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":4264,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[742],"tags":[288,123,347],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4263"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4263\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}