{"id":4078,"date":"2011-01-18T13:30:50","date_gmt":"2011-01-18T18:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.uncommongoods.com\/?p=4078"},"modified":"2011-11-25T16:40:05","modified_gmt":"2011-11-25T21:40:05","slug":"horoscope-horrors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/2011\/horoscope-horrors\/","title":{"rendered":"Horoscope Horrors!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know about you, but until last week I was a Scorpio.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/product\/sassy-horoscope-tile?source=blog_horoscope\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Scorpio\" src=\"http:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/images\/product\/11482_scorpio_det.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Last week&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/lifestyle\/style\/113100139.html\">news<\/a> suggested that not only have all our signs changed, but now we have to welcome a new constellation into our midst. I&#8217;m not even sure how to pronounce this new Ophiuchus sign. But luckily our sassy horoscope tiles will help you settle into your new sign, and get to know your new personality.<\/p>\n<p>Since I got bumped from Scorpio to Libra, I thought I should get to know myself a little better. Turns out I&#8217;m now manipulative, self-indulgent and absolutely fabulous. Phew! I was worried there for a second.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/product\/sassy-horoscope-tile?source=blog_horoscope\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Libra\" src=\"http:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/images\/product\/11482_libra_det.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Anyone else experiencing a crisis of identity? Our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/product\/sassy-horoscope-tile?source=blog_horoscope\">horoscope tiles<\/a> are here to help.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our sassy horoscope tiles are here to help you adjust to your new zodiac identity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":10721,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4078"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4078\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}