{"id":23492,"date":"2013-04-01T08:00:32","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T12:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.uncommongoods.com\/?p=23492"},"modified":"2013-04-02T15:10:09","modified_gmt":"2013-04-02T19:10:09","slug":"top-10-reasons-cats-dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/2013\/top-10-reasons-cats-dogs\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Reasons Why Cats are Better than Dogs"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/\/2013\/top-10-reasons-cats-dogs\/catthree20306\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-23640\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/CatThree20306.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"We&#039;re way better | UncommonCats\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/CatThree20306.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/CatThree20306-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/CatThree20306-185x124.jpg 185w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>10.) If you give us a toy, we don&#8217;t return it covered in drool. <\/p>\n<p>9.) There&#8217;s no such thing as dog nip.<\/p>\n<p>8.) There&#8217;s a whole musical about us, while no one wants to hear songs about chasing cars and pooping on the sidewalk.<\/p>\n<p>7.) We have the LOOKS and the BRAINS. (And the confidence.)<\/p>\n<p>6.) Dog Woman would make an awful super villain.  <\/p>\n<p>5.) Jingles written about our food will get stuck in your head. Meow, meow, meow, meow&#8230;big time.<\/p>\n<p>4.) Like humans, we pee indoors and cover it up. (Technically, they flush it down, but that&#8217;s not nearly as much fun.)<\/p>\n<p>3.) No ancient civilization has ever worshiped dogs. <\/p>\n<p>2.) We don&#8217;t like the taste of shoes.<\/p>\n<p>1.) Has your dog ever brought you a delicious mouse to prove his love for you? I didn&#8217;t think so.<\/p>\n<p>Visit our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/curated\/Cats?source=blog\" title=\"cats\" target=\"_blank\">feline favorites page<\/a> for even more CATtitude. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sir Fluffington shares his views on why cats rule and dogs drool. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":66,"featured_media":23641,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[1043],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23492"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/66"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23492"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23492\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}