your divorce is final kit
- the story
So it didn't last a lifetime. How many things really do? This is the kit for the person who knows it's time to pick herself up from the floor, dust off, and start anew, because even this is possible. Yes, even this, and we're here to help.
No, we don't have a new romance all wrapped up in this box, or even all of the answers. Still, we're here to cheer, to support and to remind anyone who's faced this life hurdle that before long, skipping through the tulips again will not be out of the question.
To help with this transition we've chosen some practical artifacts that will prove indispensable. Assembled with a definite sense of humor, this package contains a collection of cheeky gifts: a pair of scissors for cutting the ex out of photos, a mirror to remind them that they've still "got it," a specially printed coffee mug, a back scratcher, and some "therapeutic" chocolate. With this gear and your loving support, your friend will have a great head start on stepping into the next chapter of their life. Components made in USA and China; assembled and printed in USA.
Unfortunately, this item cannot ship outside of the United States at this time.
- Item ID
- Made from
- plastic, glass, ceramic, metal, chocolate, glaze, polystyrene plastic
- 8.75" L x 6.5" W x 4.5" H
- Kit includes: one "Available" mug, one "you've still got it" pocket mirror, one pair of scissors for use in editing old photos, one backscratcher, chocolate, and quick-start instruction card.
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