Typographic Tongue Twister Towel

created by

Stuart Gardiner

$14.00 $ 9.99

Stuart Gardiner created by

Stuart Gardiner

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Dry Humor

Who wouldn't wish to wash their wares with such a whimsical wonder? An unbleached, 100% organic cotton tea towel is printed with 38 samples of tongue tickling text, ranging from classics ("Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran"), to childhood favorites (Peter Piper makes an appearance), to cheeky new inventions. It makes doing the dishes delightfully delicious. Made and printed in the UK.

Exclusively at UncommonGoods in the U.S.A.

Stuart Gardiner

created by

Stuart Gardiner


United Kingdom

Stuart Gardiner truly found his stride when he became an independent graphic designer. After years of pleasing clients in the music industry, going solo has "been a very liberating experience," he says. "Now I get to design my own products just as I want them." It's a benefit for all of us.

The London-based artist, who studied graphic information design, injects his unique sense of humor into his towels-slash-conversation pieces, offering an elucidative take on beloved foods and beverages. "I design visually as I think, working with color, type, image, and form until I'm happy with the final design—or tired of looking at it, and need to move on," he jokes.

Made from
100% organic cotton
29" L x 19" W
Machine wash in cold water and tumble dry.
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