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Political Ice Pack

$8.00 $4.99

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Keep Calm and Carry On

Political blogs got you bummed? Talking heads giving you a headache? Even as the polls continue to heat up you can keep your cool with this comical, bi-partisan ice pack that's perfect for soothing republican rage, democratic depression, tea party tantrums, and independent angst.

The perfect peace offering for the hotheaded campaigner in your life, this United-States-shaped mediator is just the ticket to keep calm during the campaign. Simply store the ice pack in your freezer and apply post-debate to alleviate the ensuing aches and pains associated with the election. Printed with silver-tongued talking points, like "entitlements," "media coverage," "the 1%," and "the debt ceiling." Made in China.

Made from
gel, pvc
6" L x 4" W
Do not consume. Do not microwave
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Most of our items are in stock and will ship quickly. Orders for in-stock items placed before 5pm ET Monday through Friday, excluding Federal holidays, will ship:
Economy shipping:
within 8 days, arriving no later than the 9th business day after the order was placed.
Standard shipping:
within 4 days, arriving 5 business days after the order was placed.
Preferred shipping:
within 2 days, arriving 3 business days after the order was placed.
Expedited shipping:
within 1 day, arriving 2 business days after the order was placed.
Express shipping:
will ship the same day and arrive 1 business day later.

Please note, this item is discontinued. When it sells out, it will no longer be available.