OPEN/CLOSED NECKLACE
originally $60.00 SALE $29.99

Shannon
Vote: Thumbs up!

Cute!

Seneca
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Cute but too expensive.

Robyn
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I agree with Seneca. Very cute, adorable, even, but it's too much to pay for a novelty.

Marcia
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cute and different

Sanriobaby
Vote: Thumbs down!

Overpriced for something that looks like it came from any one of those national 25 and under retailers.

Deborah
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Very cute but too expensive for a one-time wear type of neckace. It's not like I would want to wear this twice to the same place or with the same people.

Susan
Vote: Thumbs down!

Too suggestive.

Laurie
Vote: Thumbs up!

Super clever and you can switch it over halfway through the night depending on how your date is going.

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very cute idea but it looks of cheaper quality and something you could find at any Claire's. Maybe for $20

Dirgni
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Only cute if you're a hooker.

Jessica
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very cute but not for that price

Linda
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Just doesn't grab me.

jessica
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NOT for UncommonGoods. this is more like something you'd see at Spencers. And why would I be open? Am I a business? Makes me think of a street walker.

Amanda
Vote: Thumbs up!

Really like it but way too expensive

christina
Vote: Thumbs up!

Thumbs up only because I know a few gutter rats who could use this.

Jen
Vote: Thumbs down!

And just what are you open for m'dear? *cough cough* hooker! *cough*

Katy
Vote: Thumbs up!

Hysterically funny!

ELISE
Vote: Thumbs up!

VERY UNIQUE!!

Amber
Vote: Thumbs down!

This is a one-time wear kinda thing. A novelty. The quality doesn't look to be that great, either. It just seems to be far too expensive for what it is.

Vicky
Vote: Thumbs down!

Too pricey. I think it would be a wear once or twice thing for a giggle, not something you'd go to often.

ASHLEY
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Seems a bit much for something a young woman might (oh so mistakenly) wear to a bar.

Katie
Vote: Thumbs up!

Too much!

Shelley
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Couldn't pay $60 for something that only has novelty going for it.

Tara
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For starters, definitely too expensive for what it is. I expect to see this at Target or Claire's where you could probably get it for $12. That being said I still wouldn't buy it b/c I don't like any message this could possibly send.

Mel
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Seems like it has slutty undertones...

MELISSA
Vote: Thumbs up!

how fun! cute yet could send a (not-so-subtle) message too!

Melissa
Vote: Thumbs up!

So cute! Great conversation starter or not!!!

Laila
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looks uncomfortable

Ginger
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Who would want to wear a "store sign"?

jodi
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I agree with others...kinda a one or two time wear...too much $

Christine

Cute, but pricey.

Luann
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Little too clunky and kitschy.

vanessa
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a little cheesy for my taste

christina
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Tacky

Julia
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Really awful connotation...

Dixie
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Seems a little tacky.

Kirsten
Vote: Thumbs up!

Super cute and original!

Barbara
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Sassy? More like tacky!

Mia
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Who knew you could be so trashy for so much? Looks like something you would see a porn star wearing...

katherine
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Please !!!!! You have to be kidding!!!!

Sara
Vote: Thumbs down!

Cute, but not for $60 - I can imagine a way to make the same thing, but much cheaper...

emmallyea
Vote: Thumbs up!

after hearing so many comments about so many nice peices of jewlery that people say they could get at big box stores I wonder if they work at them. this is clever, though I might buy the flower pendant/charm bracelet I saw earlier (silver coin/handmade/and also can reverse) first, but this would be REALLY fun, too, especially for a kind of mood...

savannah
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cute, but too expensive!

Bonita
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I agree with Susan...way too suggestive.

sara

durn - that's expensive

Kara
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I love it and would buy it for my teenage daughter but not at that price.

Paula
Vote: Thumbs down!

You might get a lot of sexist comments when wearing it.

Lauren E.
Vote: Thumbs up!

a bit too expensive for a novelty necklace

Andrea
Vote: Thumbs up!

hilarious!

cathie
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cute

yvette
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Not something I would wear!

Charlene
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too expensive

krys
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I'd buy it if it were half the cost.

Mitzi
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Not that cute of $60.00

Sandra
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I agree with everyone else.. way too expensive..However.. very cute.. perfect for a girl's night out!

Nicole
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I agree with Sanriobaby on the price.

Darcy
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Cute ... but again, on the expensive end.

Amanda
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it's kind of weird to wear this. and it's chain is outdated.

Dana
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Cute, but priced too high for a novelty item.

susi
Vote: Thumbs up!

I LOVE these!!! I really like "tongue in cheek" jewelry (like your "in one ear out the other" earrings.) I will be buying this when it becomes available.

Ann
Vote: Thumbs down!

It's just too expensive. You can purchase similar items at a Claires or cheap jewelry shack for less than $20.

Emily
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I can think of another work that starts with "s" and ends with "y" that fits this item better than "sassy". Uncommon goods is better than this.

Scott
Vote: Thumbs down!

Really?

Cathy
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consider earrings :)

Anita
Vote: Thumbs down!

Cute but a little on tacky side for my taste. Also a little to high in price

Aimee Dars
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Way too expensive for the material and for a necklace that probably would be worn infrequently as a gag.

Kathleen
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All the the above.

Sherry
Vote: Thumbs up!

too expensive, but very cute

Hope
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Cute and unique.

thomas
Vote: Thumbs up!

Great for women to wear in bars. A little pricey...

Jennifer
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Super tacky, suggestive, and something you would pick up at a "Spencer's Gifts". Ew.

Melodi
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Funny! But looks cheeply made.

jennifer
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these just look tacky.

Karen
Vote: Thumbs up!

A little to much money

anna
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seems a little "x-rated" for wear in public :(

Lisa
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Agree - Cute, but too expensive.

Kendra
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Cute idea, I'm just not sure who is going to wear something like this.

erin
Vote: Thumbs up!

Pretty funny, unique idea.

Jeannie
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Too suggestive, too expensive, can't see anyone wearing this more than once... if even then as a joke. I would not buy this item.

Janet
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Um, exactly who would wear this? Seems like a product for illicit activity!

Julie
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Fun but too expensive

Vonette
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i think these are cute but the price is not lol

Jan
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Fine for consenting adults where there's no chance of misunderstandings- but what does it mean, really? It's cute- It's really clever- but it's also, literally, an open invitation to misunderstandings. It's not a 'friendly hint', certainly not appropriate for the 9-16 crowd [who I can see being very amused by it, but not quite understanding the implications on a personal level]. [Though "Sorry, We're Closed" could certainly be useful in some places, like ComicCon, where unwanted groping still takes place!]

Julianne
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Too silly and expensive

Valerie
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Don't like this at all!

stacy
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Way too much!

Andy
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Looks tacky for a girl to wear. Sounds kind of slutty.

Jane
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Seems like you're putting yourself out there for sex. Not my style.

Susan
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A silly idea.

Erika
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price is way too high for a silly necklace

Julia
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Come in, we're open? Seriously?

Carol
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Price too high and quality doesn't seem too good.

stephi
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DUMB!

Lisa
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Too pricey.

madeline
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nice buy not for me

Kathleen
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Too pricey for a "joke" item.

Judith
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Too expensive and too personal

Celeste

Cute idea - overpriced

Jody
Vote: Thumbs up!

Just suggestive enough! Very "Uncommongoods", but the price needs to be on the south side of $50.

Janet
Vote: Thumbs down!

Tacky

Shannon
Vote: Thumbs down!

I wouldn't wear it... too weird to say "I'm open".

Andrea
Vote: Thumbs down!

I do not like these necklaces because it is a little childish, I am 21 years old and would never wear this. I would not know how to match this to an outfit either. A little pricey for a necklace.

Melissa
Vote: Thumbs up!

The price seems a bit high since it's just stainless steel that it's made of and not a precious metal. $30 is more like it.

Michelle
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tacky

Christine
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Ugh!

Angie
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I would give this a thumbs up, if it were a lot cheaper. I agree with the other commenters. This is more of a novelty, one time funny etc.

Stacey
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Ermmmm...at least it wasn't a belt buckle.

Theresa
Vote: Thumbs up!

LOVE this!

Robbie
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What everyone else has said: cute, but more of a $20 item at most.

Amy
Vote: Thumbs up!

Love it! Every mom should have one.

bonnie
Vote: Thumbs up!

clever and whimsical

Emma

Dumb.

Kathy
Vote: Thumbs up!

Funny!

ntm
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tacky

Kris
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Kinda lame.

Irene

Thumbs down! I agree with some of the others. It seems distasteful and suggestive, and looks cheap. Definitely would not buy.

Penny
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Dumb and way too expensive

Andrea
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It's cute, but too expensive

carole
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borderline rude

jeanne
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I absolutely love it. Great humor.

vickie
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Really tacky

william
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price a little high. More like $45

Cynthia
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Love the style !! The price is too high!!!!

Danica
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Really cute!And also, really expensive. No thanks.

artylady
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love the idea but this is way too expensive

Carol
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so cute but way too pricey

Karen
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Just doesn't appeal. Too cutsie!

megan
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Wow. No thanks. Too expensive.

Jamie
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too suggestive

Jeda
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Pricey - I would pay $35 tops.

Sonya
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Too expensive. But I love the idea.

Louise
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Too expensive for something to wear just for fun.

amy
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come in we're open? that just sounds all wrong.

Flo
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A little silly

Jack Andrew
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I like but too expensive

Eileen
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Too pricey and nor nearly as clever as the bubble level necklace

Lily
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The message is too suggestive for the audience. (teens)

Shawntel
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neat idea but too pricey

Regina
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This is ugly to me, and the price is outrageous.

Jesi
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Way too suggestive.

Kathleen
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Cute gag gift for wedding shower but not for 60 bucks. Too suggestive for girls night out.

Michelle
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Cute, but sends a negative statement. Too much sarcasm out there as it is.

Judith L
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No smart person would weat it at all.....

Diane
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Cute, but way too expensive.

Jenny
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Cute and funny, but I would never wear it

Lauren
Vote: Thumbs up!

i love that- but WAY too expensive

Kim
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Tacky and pricey. :P

Jeannie
Vote: Thumbs up!

unique!

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Like the idea, but expensive

Katie
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Too expensive

Jennifer
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a bit too expensive

Jacqueline
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Tacky!

Cindy
Vote: Thumbs up!

Very cute, but I wouldn't buy it because it's too expensive. Stainless steel?! For $60 it should be silver or gold.

Rachel
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This is just tacky.

Sharla
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Looks cheap, like it came from a novelty shop. And who would want to wear a door sign?

Arden
Vote: Thumbs up!

Cute but I wouldn't pay that much for it.

Danielle
Vote: Thumbs down!

neat concept i would pay $20 for it not $60

Kelleigh
Vote: Thumbs up!

this a fun, unique necklace!

Molly
Vote: Thumbs down!

With what and where would you wear this? It's pricey for such a silly novelty.

Susan
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Neat idea but kind of tacky!

Stephanie
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its tacky

alison
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That is a neat idea.

Colleen
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Cute but way too expensive.

Jessica
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I think it's expensive and a little in appropriate.

Kaija
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Don't get it. Message too suggestive.

Mary
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I agree with other comments, too expensive. Maybe $30.00

Eileen
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tacky, tacky, tacky! This is not why I look at items you sell.

Francie
Vote: Thumbs up!

love this!

Rachael
Vote: Thumbs down!

I guess I'm just in a completely different school of thought with jewelry prices. Another cheap looking chain and novelty jewelry that you could buy off a farmers market/festival jewelry stand vendor for $15 or $20. Sometimes I love the jewelry you offer on your site (I purchased a gorgeous pair of earrings for my Mom one Christmas that she loved) and the prices seem accurate... but lately I am more frequently seeing your trend going higher in price and lower in quality.

Lauren
Vote: Thumbs down!

Too cheesy for me, can't figure out an appropriate age group for it either...

Patricia
Vote: Thumbs up!

Quite a conversation piece. Like it.

Tamara
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Pricey and suggestive in nature.

Renee
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Love the concept; hate the price.

Wendy
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Funny, but geez -- it's overpriced!

Linda
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Tacky except for restaurant owners.

Rachael
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Hilarious, but too pricey.

Kelly
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Love it, but too expensive

MALLORY
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oh my gosh i want these so bad. toooo expensive though

Sharon
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It seems tacky in a num er of ways.

mark
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Sorry but I get the wrong message if saw someone wearing this

Alisa
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sorry, these seem creepy to me.

Veronica
Vote: Thumbs up!

I like these, but the price point is too high.

Shaelah
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Sexual undertones much...?

Summer
Vote: Thumbs up!

way too expensive, but neat idea.

Morgan
Vote: Thumbs up!

I love necklaces like this! Definitely worth the cost.

Erin
Vote: Thumbs up!

Love it!

April
Vote: Thumbs down!

I like it, but it's too expensive.

Marcie
Vote: Thumbs up!

I want this, but it is toooo expensive.

Leah
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cute but way too expensive!!!

Xena
Vote: Thumbs up!

Cute but expensive for what they are.

Lisa
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love the whimsical spirit

Lisa
Vote: Thumbs up!

Very neat! Would buy it with a promo.

Elizabeth
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Too expensive and sort of trashy.

Marika
Vote: Thumbs up!

LOVE IT! HYSTERICAL and the price is just right!!!! This is the type of clever product I am used to seeing from your company.

Amy
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Seems a bit rude

Michelle
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I don't get it.

sally
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I agree it's too suggestive.

Mariesa
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Very suggestive. Too expensive for something that has little use.

Katie
Vote: Thumbs down!

Is anyone else getting the 'Sock on the door knob' vibe from this? I just don't like the abruptness of this piece.

Kathy
Vote: Thumbs up!

this is fun.

Deb
Vote: Thumbs up!

very cool, but too expensive

Nancy
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Funny!

Meredith
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Cheesy

Liz
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the chain looks cheap and like the sign will come off easily - far too expensive for the materials

Jill
Vote: Thumbs up!

I would actually use this around certain people. Very functional

Jane
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Price is a little high for this.

ADA
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expensive

Jean
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cute idea but WAY too expensive.

Martha
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It's cute but too pricey!

M
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I agree with Seneca

Amber
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If I were buying it in Claires for $8 it would be acceptable but for $60 it is a bit ridiculous.

Julie
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I gave this a thumbs up beacuse I do think it is very cute, but I am at least 10 years too old to wear it. Definitely cute for a teen / early 20s type person.

SUZETTE
Vote: Thumbs down!

too expensive

andrea
Vote: Thumbs up!

Cute, but pricey.

Beth
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Cute idea, but definitely too pricey.

Jennifer
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Tacky.

Kathleen
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TOOOOO PRICEY - but awesome People know the cost of stainless steel.

Jody
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I loved it then i saw the price YIKES!!! Thats like a 20 max

Maureen
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Crass and crude - what more can one say ??

Sherry

Clever, but I can't imagine anyone actually wearing these.

Heather
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tacky

Ann
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Overpriced for what it is. Those signs go in a store, not on a person. Sorry for being an "old fogie"

Dr. Sowande
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not something that will fly off the shelf.

babychaya
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Cute Idea, again TOO PRICEY for what it is!

Marlene
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Cute but 25 is the limit on cutsie

Julie
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Cute but holy cow expensive! I would only spend this much if there were some other reason to buy - supporting a non-profit, recycled materials, etc.

daphne
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too pricey

leslie
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It's cute but the price is a bit too high.

Sarah
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Really just not very impressed with it. Looks like something a pre-teen would wear and yet looks to be made of such poor quality materials for such a high price.

Jennifer
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Again, beautiful and hilarious, but WAY too spendy.

may
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just not nice at all you can but this stuff at walmart.

Denise
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Clever idea, might work better as earrings?

Cindy
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Cute - but pretty expensive!

Marilyn

Love it!

Valerie
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Stupid idea.

Aimee
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The chains looks really cheap. It's a cute idea... but, for a "cute" or funny necklace I don't think I would spend $60. Maybe $25.

Veronica
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too sexual innuendo to me, I feel like people would take it the wrong way..

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Can be interpreted another way.

Kayla
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Too cliche. Not my style...nothing special. Things like this have been over, overdone.

Nanci
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Dumb

Kim
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I want one!

Caren
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I just think it is kind of ridiculous

Emma
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Does it flip over? Or are there two necklaces?

Ed
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r u kidding?

Andrea Gray
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I'd actually prefer this ironic piece as a charm or graphic on a pair of underwear. I think its sarcasm is lost as a necklace.

Heather
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Very cute. But I would take $10-$15 off the price.

John
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Tacky!

Deborah
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I owned a store and wouldn't wear one of these.

YOLANDA
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TACKY!!!

Cristy
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expensive for the type of product. I'd say 30 at MOST.

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How about "Under Construction"????

Karen E.
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Another silly idea.

Sonya
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Really poor taste!

sarah
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Love it! This is exactly why I check out Uncommon Goods. Clever and different items.

Kimberly
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expensive but cute

Ruth
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The necklace just seems tacky to me. People could fet different ideas from it.

Sherri
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Very cute and clever, but I would not pay this price.

Rachel
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Too expensive, but cute.

Kerry
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Price to high

Tina
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Cute but on the cheesy side.

Lori
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Tacky

bridget
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price too high for a novelty item...looks like something id find at Claires. But cute sassy item

Holly
Vote: Thumbs down!

don't care for the sexual innuendo. tacky.

Shannon
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It's definitely unique and I love it for that, but I agree with the suggestiveness of it. It'd be cute to hang in your work cubicle, but not for $60.

Jaye

Cute but WAY too expensive unless the chain is sterling.

Lisa
Vote: Thumbs up!

I do really like it, it IS a bit pricy though . . .

Ellen
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I would feel very trampy wearing this.

Johanna
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tacky!

Christopher
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I'd live to wear this out! But why $60? I could make my own for way less, more like $25

Carol Ann
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Funny!

Christina
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a little pricy but love the idea

Callie
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Creative but I would never wear this on a necklace.

Angie

It's a cute idea, but I would feel uncomfortable wearing it - you never know how people will interpret the message :)

Sarah
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Thumbs up for a neat idea but honestly, it's too expensive.

Beth
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Tacky!

Heidi
Vote: Thumbs down!

I love this!!!! So kitzchy! Put $30 on it and I'd buy it!

Shannon
Vote: Thumbs up!

really cute but entirely too expensive for what it is.

Martha

Perfect for my job!

Joana
Vote: Thumbs up!

ahahahaa! i like it

JAMIE
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I don't get it.

Jen
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Cute :)

Gregory
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Funny, a little expensive though

Julianne
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tacky

Heather
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FUN

Sarah
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Cool concept, but way too pricey

KAREN
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I see the humor, but you'd have to be pretty careful who you wore it around - might be asking for trouble!

Chris
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Too expensive, ecspecially for something you wouldn't wear on a regular basis.

katharine
Vote: Thumbs up!

Great idea - but far too expensive.

Beth
Vote: Thumbs down!

Cute, but definitely too expensive for something so cute and costumey.

Julia
Vote: Thumbs down!

I envision it leading to questions I don't want to answer.

Carolina
Vote: Thumbs down!

That's just plain weird!

Carla
Vote: Thumbs down!

I like it but too pricey

Katrina
Vote: Thumbs up!

Seems a bit expensive. It's cute, but I don't think I would spend that much on it, maybe half that.

Melanie
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A little pricey

Kerry
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Too pricey. Would you wear this on a date with a guy who has a raunchy sense of humor, or what?