infant care troubleshooting flowchartby Tiffany Ard $22.00
- the story
Is your baby on the blink? Leaking, shrieking, and with no reset button in sight? If all practical advice has failed, then why not turn to... Infant Tech Support! Sadly, the tech support team is unavailable at this time, but we can offer you absolutely the next best thing: a troubleshooting flowchart.
It may not cheer up the child, but this playful magnetic set is sure to help keep hapless parents from whimpering. Spread the set of businesslike arrows, process steps and decision boxes across the surface of a fridge, filing cabinet or metal door, and then have fun arranging them into all kinds of questionable parenting advice. You detect an unpleasant odor: will you, a) "take the baby outside", b) "locate a towel immediately" or c) "offer baby a cash bribe"? When dealing with such temperamental equipment as a next gen baby, a little humor upgrade might just save you from a total meltdown. Made in USA.
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- Made from
- magnet, laminated paper
- 8.5" L x 11" W; 65 Pieces
- Care instructions: Wipe clean, do not immerse in water.
CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for young children.
- the maker
"Mom? I figured something out. I think I might be a nerd," said a young Tiffany Ard.
"Oh honey, don't say that!"
"My mom cried actual tears that night and worried out loud about my self-esteem, and where she went wrong, and why I couldn't love shopping and cute boys like all the other seventh-grade girls."
"But it's her own fault. She married the kind of guy who writes math formulas on the wall next to the toilet because he has an idea or a question and doesn't want to forget to look it up later. What did she expect? Cool children?"
Many years after artist Tiffany Ard discovered her inner-nerd, and after the birth of her own son, she started a line of Nerdy Baby products. As a new mom, Ard felt overwhelmed by all the products designed to make babies smart and successful, so she decided to take the "brilliant baby" idea to the extreme.
Tiffany lives in Georgia with her husband and two children. collection
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