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Gnome-Be-Gone Office Fisherman

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Fred Conlon


Fred Conlon created by

Fred Conlon

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Trolling For Gnomes

What's that you say? Garden Gnomes aren't a threat to your office? Your naivete would be amusing if it weren't so downright dangerous. Get the Gnome-Be-Gone Desktop Fisherman with magnetic bait at the end of his pole to keep your desk clear of lawn-migrating, paper-clip thieving, red-cap-wearing little creatures. Where else would all of your paper-clips be going? Also designed to hold your business cards. Handmade of recycled steel by designer Fred Conlon in Utah.

Fred Conlon

created by

Fred Conlon

Raised in Colorado, Fred Conlon lives now in Salt Lake City, Utah, where he makes garden sculptures out of recovered objects. For his helmet sculptures, he uses real recovered World War II helmets. "It is very satisfying to transform something once used in war into a peaceful garden decoration," he says. His work has been featured in Niche Magazine, the Salt Lake Tribune and HGTV. What would he be if he weren't an artist? "Happy...just kidding!" he answers. "I can't imagine doing anything else."

Click here to view a video of how Fred Conlon creates his art!



Made in the USA

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magnet, recycled steel
8" L x 4" D x 7.5" H
paperclips are not included.
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