A Hole Paperweight

A cheeky, handcrafted steel paperweight rife with irreverent wit.
created by

Fred Conlon


Fred Conlon created by

Fred Conlon

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The Butt of the Joke

Fred Conlon's cheeky paperweight is just the thing to give a friend or colleage who has a way with (swear) words a big laugh. Rife with irreverent wit, each punning piece is handcrafted from reclaimed steel in the artist's studio. The perfect way to poke a little fun at yourself or a good-humored friend who's guilty of being a perpetual pain in the you know what. Handmade in Salt Lake City, Utah.


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Fred Conlon

created by

Fred Conlon



“I create stuff that brings a smile to people's faces...and I think good art should make you smile.”

What would metalsmith Fred Conlon be if he weren't an artist? "I can't imagine doing anything else," he says. Raised in Colorado, Fred now lives in Salt Lake City, Utah, where he makes witty garden sculptures out of reclaimed metal.

Handmade Recycled Exclusive Made in the USA
Made from
reclaimed steel
3.75" L .25" W x 3.25" H; 2 lbs.
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