A Hole Paperweight

A cheeky, handcrafted steel paperweight rife with irreverent wit.
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Fred Conlon

$45.00

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Fred Conlon

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The Butt of the Joke

Fred Conlon's cheeky paperweight is just the thing to give a friend or colleage who has a way with (swear) words a big laugh. Rife with irreverent wit, each punning piece is handcrafted from reclaimed steel in the artist's studio. The perfect way to poke a little fun at yourself or a good-humored friend who's guilty of being a perpetual pain in the you know what. Handmade in Salt Lake City, Utah.

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Fred Conlon

created by

Fred Conlon

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Utah

What would metalsmith Fred Conlon be if he weren't an artist? "I can't imagine doing anything else," he says. Raised in Colorado, Fred now lives in Salt Lake City, Utah, where he makes witty garden sculptures out of reclaimed metal.

Handmade Recycled Exclusive Made in the USA
Made from
reclaimed steel
Measurements
3.75" L .25" W x 3.25" H; 2 lbs.
Item ID
41664

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within 8 days, arriving no later than the 9th business day after the order was placed.
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within 4 days, arriving 5 business days after the order was placed.
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within 2 days, arriving 3 business days after the order was placed.
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within 1 day, arriving 2 business days after the order was placed.
Express shipping:
will ship the same day and arrive 1 business day later.


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UncommonGoodsA Hole Paperweight
 
4.8

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5.0

Very subtle and humorous addition to my friend's office!!

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from Sleepy Eye, MN

About Me Budget Shopper

Verified Buyer

Pros

  • Lightens a tough day with a chuckle
  • Sleek Design
  • Sturdy
  • Unique

Cons

    Best Uses

    • Everyday Use
    • work office

    Comments about UncommonGoods A Hole Paperweight:

    Given to a professional friend who has a great sense of humor and a very stressful job. Adds a little levity when needed in the office :)

    • Primary use:
    • Business
    • Was this a gift?:
    • Yes
    • For what occasion did you purchase this product?:
    • Birthday

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    4.0

    Great idea

    By 

    from Colorado

    About Me Midrange Shopper

    Verified Buyer

    Pros

    • Unique

    Cons

      Best Uses

        Comments about UncommonGoods A Hole Paperweight:

        He thought it was very funny. It is added to his "f bomb" from your company.

        • Primary use:
        • Personal
        • Was this a gift?:
        • Yes
        • Who was the recipient of this product?:
        • Husband
        • For what occasion did you purchase this product?:
        • Father's Day

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        5.0

        A holes unite!

        By 

        from Mesa, AZ

        Verified Buyer

        Comments about UncommonGoods A Hole Paperweight:

        This is a sarcastically wonderful gift.

        • Was this a gift?:
        • Yes
        • Who was the recipient of this product?:
        • Other
        • For what occasion did you purchase this product?:
        • Mother’s Day

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        5.0

        When you're out of words.

        By 

        from San Francisco, CA

        Verified Buyer

        Comments about UncommonGoods A Hole Paperweight:

        This is a really cool paperweight, the hand made nature of the product makes it even more special.

        • Was this a gift?:
        • Yes
        • Who was the recipient of this product?:
        • Other
        • For what occasion did you purchase this product?:
        • Birthday

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        5.0

        Perfect

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        from Fremont, CA

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        Comments about UncommonGoods A Hole Paperweight:

        Perfect

        • Was this a gift?:
        • Yes
        • Who was the recipient of this product?:
        • Child
        • For what occasion did you purchase this product?:
        • Other

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        5.0

        Subtle statement

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        from Bloomfield Township, MI

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        Pros

        • Heavy
        • Not Too Large

        Cons

        • None

        Best Uses

        • Super Gift

        Comments about UncommonGoods A Hole Paperweight:

        Gave as gift.

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        • Yes
        • Who was the recipient of this product?:
        • Other
        • For what occasion did you purchase this product?:
        • Birthday

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